I want to play quality porn games from big porn game studios and indie game developers for free!

What happened? Did you spend all your allowance at GameStop, or did you blow your porn budget this month on premium Asian networks? You know what, don’t answer that, because it doesn’t matter. The list of adult video games below is your ticket to a world of interactive sex, virtual hentai waifus, and sex puzzlers that will challenge your mind and your forearm stamina. Best of all? It doesn’t cost a goddamn thing to step into this adult video arcade and start shaking your dick around.

A decade ago, you couldn’t find porn games half this good at twice this price. Not only have the graphics improved, the gameplay gotten better, and the H-scenes oh-so-much more fappable, but free is pretty much the standard cost for a porn game these days. That’s zero bucks for RPGs where you fight monsters and fuck princesses, virtual novels about incestuous schoolgirls, strategy games that reward you with fully animated threesome scenes, and choose-your-own pornos starring your favorite video sluts.

This list of the 2020’s best NSFW games features tappable depravity for your mobile device, and others that will have you clicking furiously with one hand on your laptop, whether you’re fucking with Windows, MacOS or Linux. Plenty can also be played right on the web, making it easy to squeeze in a fap at work. What less did you expect? Whatever your video game preference, sexual fetish, or platform, there’s definitely something here that will absolutely destroy your productivity and kill untold billions of your unborn children.

Are these sex games with microtransactions pay to win?

Man, one of my biggest pet peeves in the world is “free” games that lure you in and then hit you with an impossible paywall. If you’ve been playing porn games for a while, you’ve no doubt had the same experience: you’re slicing, dicing and humping your way through the dungeon, having a great time, until suddenly all the enemies are too hard to kill without buying some in-game weaponry with real-world money. Fuck that tripe!

A lot of these games do you have a gacha system, with in-app purchases available for various power-ups, characters, jewels, and big-ass guns that look like dildos. That’s how they can afford to give away the games for free. There’s a right way and a wrong way to do gacha, though, and these games do it right: it’s always completely optional, with no game-ruining penalties for those of us who want to play for free. These games are free-to-play, but never, ever pay-to-win.

Why should I buy porn games, if I can also download them for free?

Are you serious? I keep talking about how you can wank your way through 2020’s best porno games without busting out your wallet. Cheapskates jerking off at the library or in their mom’s basement are free to keep doing so. That said, there are a few reasons a true fan of adult gaming might want to shell out a few bones every now and then.

One of the main reasons to pay for porn games is just to support the developers. If they have to go back to real jobs, you don’t get to play as many free porn games. Chip in on some goddamn ramen! A lot of these games are made by independent game designers or translated by multi-lingual perverts in their spare time, so help them have more spare time.

Another reason is just the premium experience. Some of the paid games have noticeably higher production values, and the screens are never framed by boner pill ads. I’m not going to knock the completely free games, but sometimes it’s nice to treat yourself to a high-class escort blowjob even though your girlfriend or sister will suck it for free.

Finally, the benefits of in-app purchases and gacha systems are usually pretty fucking obvious. You get a lot farther a lot faster in these games when you power up with real cash, unlocking more anime porn and CG sex cutscenes in no time flat. It reduces the challenge a bit, but I feel you. I can’t always wait for that third-battle spank break, either.

Why should I buy porn games, if I can also download them for free? Are you serious? I keep talking about how you can wank your way through 2021’s best porno games without busting out your wallet. Cheapskates jerking off at the library or in their mom’s basement are free to keep doing so. That said, there are a few reasons a true fan of adult gaming might want to shell out a few bones every now and then. One of the main reasons to pay for porn games is just to support the developers. If they have to go back to real jobs, you don’t get to play as many free porn games.